DEMK/SR/NWO/FoD vs LaCN

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DEMK/SR/NWO/FoD vs LaCN

Post by AxEHeaD15 » 4 months ago

Well young ones, as you sit here and listen to my tale, I hear you asking, "old man, why did DEMK, NWO, and SR declare war on LaCN?" I will tell you, but only because I want to, and not because you asked, you selfish sons of guns!

See the story starts here, LaCN and DEMK were military allies, and LaCN slept with DEMK's niece, so they broke up. The niece was over age, single, and fairly attractive, so it wasn't a bad breakup, it was basically just a, "Hey dude, that wasn't cool, now I have to not be friends with you, but be your uncle. That's right, you need to marry her now." No hard feelings, but still, no longer allied.

After DEMK and LaCN broke up, we see that the wolves over at SR were circling the campsite we inhabited together, but DEMK had their own campsite as well, and we have all the goodies that wolves like to eat, like venison jerky, steamed rabbit soup, and bourbon. The wolves at SR are our friends now YAY!!

Now SR and DEMK are wandering drunkenly down the street and head into the bar inhabited by the peace loving folks at NWO. Those guys are fun to drink with, so we got to getting CRUNK and say, hey, you know what would be cool? Seeing a big juicy alliance fall for no particular reason! No one disagreed because we were all three sheets to the wind at that point and we got to discussing who this juicy alliance should be. We had choices....RL/Cerb, they were fairly juicy after beating the crap out of FF/LoP. RB is super juicy, but man, all they want to do is rank. NiTe is like the cool new kid at school, and ToyTrain really just wants to be friends with everyone. Guess that leaves LaCN! Since LaCN slept with our nieces, literally all of them by now, causing our military alliance to break up, does anyone have any issues? No? Cool, we mass at this date, be drunk, naked, and bearing some nuns!

At a table nearby, FoD was chillaxing, and they were all like, "Wait, we get to be naked? Dude, let us in on this!" These guys weren't even drunk, can you believe that! Just straight up took their clothes off all sober like, and grabbed some nuns, and started swinging on LaCN like they were waiting for it all age!

Did you really think DEMK would go an age without warring? Silly rabbit, trix are for kids!

-AxE

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Re: DEMK/SR/NWO/FoD vs LaCN

Post by Elmo_LaCN » 4 months ago

3/10, Dank has done a better story :P


Goodluck! Lets have some fun
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Re: DEMK/SR/NWO/FoD vs LaCN

Post by AxEHeaD15 » 4 months ago

Elmo_LaCN wrote:
4 months ago
3/10, Dank has done a better story
Ouch dang man, it's been like 10 years since I did a post, cut me some slack :p

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Re: DEMK/SR/NWO/FoD vs LaCN

Post by chrisl7605 » 4 months ago

AxEHeaD15 wrote:
4 months ago
Well young ones, as you sit here and listen to my tale, I hear you asking, "old man, why did DEMK, NWO, and SR declare war on LaCN?" I will tell you, but only because I want to, and not because you asked, you selfish sons of guns!

See the story starts here, LaCN and DEMK were military allies, and LaCN slept with DEMK's niece, so they broke up. The niece was over age, single, and fairly attractive, so it wasn't a bad breakup, it was basically just a, "Hey dude, that wasn't cool, now I have to not be friends with you, but be your uncle. That's right, you need to marry her now." No hard feelings, but still, no longer allied.

After DEMK and LaCN broke up, we see that the wolves over at SR were circling the campsite we inhabited together, but DEMK had their own campsite as well, and we have all the goodies that wolves like to eat, like venison jerky, steamed rabbit soup, and bourbon. The wolves at SR are our friends now YAY!!

Now SR and DEMK are wandering drunkenly down the street and head into the bar inhabited by the peace loving folks at NWO. Those guys are fun to drink with, so we got to getting CRUNK and say, hey, you know what would be cool? Seeing a big juicy alliance fall for no particular reason! No one disagreed because we were all three sheets to the wind at that point and we got to discussing who this juicy alliance should be. We had choices....RL/Cerb, they were fairly juicy after beating the crap out of FF/LoP. RB is super juicy, but man, all they want to do is rank. NiTe is like the cool new kid at school, and ToyTrain really just wants to be friends with everyone. Guess that leaves LaCN! Since LaCN slept with our nieces, literally all of them by now, causing our military alliance to break up, does anyone have any issues? No? Cool, we mass at this date, be drunk, naked, and bearing some nuns!

At a table nearby, FoD was chillaxing, and they were all like, "Wait, we get to be naked? Dude, let us in on this!" These guys weren't even drunk, can you believe that! Just straight up took their clothes off all sober like, and grabbed some nuns, and started swinging on LaCN like they were waiting for it all age!

Did you really think DEMK would go an age without warring? Silly rabbit, trix are for kids!

-AxE
Hopefully LACN doesn't surrender as quickly as brecht did!

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Re: DEMK/SR/NWO/FoD vs LaCN

Post by Obviously » 4 months ago

chrisl7605 wrote:
4 months ago


Hopefully LACN doesn't surrender as quickly as brecht did!
Lol ok retard

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Post by Elmo_LaCN » 4 months ago

Obviously wrote:
4 months ago
chrisl7605 wrote:
4 months ago


Hopefully LACN doesn't surrender as quickly as brecht did!
Lol ok retard
Thats not cool yo

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Re: DEMK/SR/NWO/FoD vs LaCN

Post by LordCounter » 4 months ago

Finally another war, GO LaCN!
jk you guys suck
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Re: DEMK/SR/NWO/FoD vs LaCN

Post by Vegard » 4 months ago

AxEHeaD15 wrote:
4 months ago
Elmo_LaCN wrote:
4 months ago
3/10, Dank has done a better story
Ouch dang man, it's been like 10 years since I did a post, cut me some slack :p
Not gonna lie, reading it made it feel like 15. :roll: <3

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Re: DEMK/SR/NWO/FoD vs LaCN

Post by Mikeoh » 4 months ago

I.E.
DEMK couldnt win the war on their own so had to get help

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Re: DEMK/SR/NWO/FoD vs LaCN

Post by bloodpirate » 4 months ago

actually,, LACN POed most of koc so everyone wanted in on the fun. if the other war wasn't going on, there would be more people having fun on lacns account.

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