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- 5 years ago
- Forum: KoC Spam Section
- Topic: jokes
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Was in a japanese takeaway last night and got chatting to the counter waiter.He told me he was a kamikaze pilot during the war and his codename was Chowmein. I said,correct me if I'm wrong but weren't you kamikaze pilots supposed to sacrifice your lives for your country?" He said,"yeah, bu...
- 5 years ago
- Forum: KoC Spam Section
- Topic: jokes
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Murphy was driving the horse and trap home from the pub on a warm summer's evening. Beside him sat Toby the labrador, great guard dog and constant friend. Suddenly the still of the evening was rent by a tremendous engine noise and round the tight bend in the country lane came a huge Mercedes car doi...
- 5 years ago
- Forum: KoC Spam Section
- Topic: Last Letter
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Relax
- 5 years ago
- Forum: KoC Spam Section
- Topic: 4 Word Story
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Stand out on his
- 5 years ago
- Forum: KoC Spam Section
- Topic: jokes
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first ...
- 5 years ago
- Forum: KoC Spam Section
- Topic: jokes
- Replies: 73
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You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same sp...
- 5 years ago
- Forum: KoC Spam Section
- Topic: Last Letter
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- 5 years ago
- Forum: KoC Spam Section
- Topic: jokes
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THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapl...
- 5 years ago
- Forum: KoC Spam Section
- Topic: jokes
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Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The bu...
- 5 years ago
- Forum: KoC Spam Section
- Topic: jokes
- Replies: 73
- Views: 93118
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.