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“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.”

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

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and smelled of rotton

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What of Jim Farrell who found riches in America and sent home a newly discovered rejuvenating drug, guaranteed to take years off a person's age? Try a course of these, mother,' he wrote. Till be home in six months - I can't wait to see the change in you.' Six months came and went and Jim arrived at ...

Idly the American tourist watched the Cork man dig and turn over the soil. Eventually he called: 'Hey, buddy, what's that you're doing?' 'I'm digging potatoes, sor.' 'Potatoes? Those small things? You call them potatoes? Back home in Iowa we have potatoes ten times that size!' 'Yes, sor. But you see...