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Shut it, ginge

I win

Your Chief of Intelligence dispatches 4 spies to attempt to sabotage 1 of Veqnom's weapons of type Dragonskin. Your covert team has successfully infiltrated Veqnom's armory. While inside Veqnom's armory, 29 Sentries were executed. After searching Veqnom's armory, you were successful in destroying 1...

Lost From Sabbing Today 59,760,000,000
Total damaged caused by Cookie- 96,118,450,000

Stings for a ranker, but could be worse. Should be worse even

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Why do you lie so much? I just can't stop winning

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Whoever said participation is the most important thing is a fekkin liar - I really like winning

But oh so very very wrong - I just keep winning.

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